This morning some friends of mine picked me up and we headed up to Seattle to attend an all-male masturbation group called “Rain City Jacks”, they had told me about it a while ago and I had been interested in the idea. There’s little in the ways of kink stuff in my immediate area so this was definitely on my list. I’d always been curious if circle jerks were really a thing other than a locker room rumor or a dismissive forum metaphor, and I was about to find out that they certainly are.
We arrived at a nondescript art gallery with heavy curtains drawn. Inside was a reception desk and a few other guys seated and filling out new member forms. My buddy gifted me a membership, I filled out a newbie form, and we were taken downstairs for newcomer orientation led by a very woofy muscle bear named Michael who I learned formed the group based off of the club in Chicago. There’s only seven clubs like this in the whole USA, all independent of each other. We were taught the rules and many of them are incredibly simple:
-Ask before acting.
-Jerking off only, yourself or someone else with consent.
-Announce when you’re going to cum with words instead of grunts.
-No lips below the hips.
-Don’t out anyone, even if you guys recognize each other, if you see someone you know keep your mouth shut. They may want discreet privacy.
(Yes I'm blogging my experience however under no circumstances am I using anyone's name or specific description, Michael being the exception as he has already consented to his identity during orientation.)
For a complete and detailed list of their rules as well as club information, visit their website at
https://www.raincityjacks.org/conduct/
I was nervous as well as excited. It’s been ages since I was in this kind of scene and I’m not my 20-year-old self anymore, so I was a tad self-conscious. After orientation we headed over to their lockers area, stripped (clothing isn’t forbidden but nudity is encouraged), and I headed upstairs. The main room was large and open, canvas-covered furniture like chairs, loungers, flat tables was distributed around the space, along with bowls of cups of lube, wet wipes, and paper towels. The bathroom offered mouthwash as well, there was a large screen projecting all male jerk-off porn videos as well as live DJ dungeon music to really set the mood.
There was a decently-sized group of naked men around, I seemed to be the youngest of the group, aside from this athletic 20-something walking around whom I’d love to get my paws on. I sat on a chair against the wall to try and relax and get a feel for the room. My buddies immediately approached, doing their utmost to make me feel welcome, which I appreciated. After a bit I walked around, figuring I’d take the passive approach and let men come to me, maybe catch the gaze of a guy I’d like all over my manhood.
Eventually someone did come up, nice guy, asked politely and I said sure. He was good, he certainly got into stroking me, and he felt nice as well, I liked his energy. I felt like I was getting close so I excused myself, I didn’t want to blow my load so early on, I only had one so I had to make it count. He nodded, understanding, and I went elsewhere. Hope to run into him again.
I watched for a while, someone came out and was quite popular. He had a small group forming around him, all jerking off, he was being touched, groped, and jerked by many different hands. When he started to cum he drew in about 60% of the attendees like a magnet, several cumming alongside him.
I was sitting on a table watching the porn when a handsome older gentleman sat next to me and very politely asked if he could touch me. He had this nice warmth to his energy so I was more than happy to say yes. He was very gentle in handling me and I really enjoyed it. Then I asked if I could touch him in return, he smiled and happily agreed, that’s when I noticed just how...gifted this man was! I was in awe, I had only seen them that huge in porn and thought it was just editing, but they do exist! I took his manhood in my hands and was just as soft and gentle to him as he was me. I let myself just melt into the moment and enjoy it all, sharing this intimacy with a kind and very handsome stranger. He was consistently on the verge of orgasm, so when I got close I laid on my back and told him I’d love him to finish me off. He did so and did a lovely job of it, when I finally let loose my load with gasps and sensual moans he was quite impressed at my mess, I was thrilled he did!
With his help I cleaned off, we chatted about kinks for a while, he really enjoyed my fantasies involving mud and quicksand sinking. I confessed to him I was feeling self-conscious and he said that I had no reason to, that I was very attractive. He made me feel absolutely wonderful. I offered to help him shoot his own load, he smiled and agreed, I worked his long, meaty shaft enthusiastically until he climaxed and blew a very good load, he was quite satisfied! I helped wipe him down and then offered to swap contact info, I’d be a damn fool not to! He was such a gentleman! We cleaned up further in the bathroom, got dressed downstairs, then traded numbers. We said our goodbyes and I met up with my friends who had good times of their own.
I had a great first experience with Rain City Jacks, and am looking forward to my next visit. They’re very clean, health conscious, heavy on consent, and this is a club for all males of all sexualities, you’re going to enjoy the company of other men and the fantastic energy of jerking off together.
Play Safe Dear Reader
