Sunday, April 22nd, 2018
I met E. this afternoon after talking a while online on a gunge/WAM fan site, we're both into making fun messes with other guys and he's into pies specifically. He made a special trip down from Seattle to meet me. He mentioned he should be able to pie me for making the journey, I replied that it'd be an admission fee I would have no problem paying.
He's a very burly guy, muscular, hairy, and very, very handsome. A soft-spoken gentleman with a sweet and pleasant demeanor. We met at a local Japanese garden downtown and talked a bit, getting familiar, breaking the ice. We headed over to a favorite park of mine and he fetched the frozen pies which he picked up on his way to meet me from his car and left them out on a sunny rock in our hopes they'd thaw enough to play with. We sat together and talked more as we waited for our play food to warm up, he showed me some very hot pictures of him in various uniform costumes such as UPS, security guard, and a baseball outfit which he all filled incredibly well and of which I sincerely hope to see him fill once more in person!
He also revealed some incredibly hot photos of him absolutely covered in mud! (Yes, my jeans were quite damp at this point.)
When we couldn't wait any longer, we headed deep into the woods and as part of a little bet of Evens or Odds, which I lost to no dismay of mine, he was permitted to pie me. I took off my shirt and he gently mashed the half-frozen coconut cream pie in my face. The whipped cream layer was thawed, but it was a shame the filling was still solid, nonetheless he got me good and covered! I was immediately reminded of all my previous messy encounters, and of how wonderful it felt to be made a mess of! To be creamed by this handsome stud of a woof was a distinct pleasure!
The look of joy and satisfaction on E.'s face made this venture even more worth it. Cleanup was a tad awkward, but thankfully he was prepared with towels and trash bags. I sincerely hope that things will fall together for us to meet more often, and hopefully make a special trip for a muddy experience which I've been craving for literal decades now, and E. is definitely a man I'd like to make a hot mess of!
Play Safe Dear Reader.
